and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up
you know what i fucking drew????
i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself
i love this scene because Adam Scott delivers this line with such emotion that if you watched it out of context and had no idea what a calzone is then you would probably think this was some mafia movie and this scrawny little guy is about to be killed by the Calzones, a family of mobsters who don’t find accounting puns amusing